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There's a few things I'd like to put into Room 101 including ex-girlfriends and Hawaiian shirts but there's a real list below. In the future I hope to provide an option for you to put your own things in too.
This photo says it all, Ainsley (47th worst Briton) is showing you just how much talent he has. He does that annoying 'percy pepper' hand motion while tossing his pan ingredients. He's letting us know he's a competent tosser I suppose. When he's lost for things to say he attempts to cover it up by singing some words. Get him into Room 101, throw away the key and be done with his bright neon satin shirts.
No, it's not Ainsley again but private registration plates. Just what is their purpose? Drivers who buy these must
have better things to spend their money on like a personality. And why put them in tacky italics? Take your crap BMW, fake tan, failing ego and poncy poodle and drive yourself into Room 101.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I can't recall ever seeing it rain or the sun come out brightly indoors. I've not experienced this at night either. So why do some people insist on wearing caps or sunglasses indoors? You know who you are, get yourself into Room 101 and take your cap and sunglasses off before you enter.
9,000 people are hospitalised each year after suffering corned beef tin-opener key mishaps. What a ridiculous design. A key to get into a tin! A key!
The tin designer should be put in a tin Room 101, sealed, and the key given to someone to get them out. See how the designer likes being shook upside down while the person bleeds to death trying to get in.
